Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Your perfect little girl dropped a grade on her report card again. Your perfect little girl yelled at you last night. Your perfect little girl talked back to you again. Your perfect little girl lied to you all her life. Your perfect little girl cries herself to sleep. Your perfect little girl dated before sixteen. Your perfect little girl doesn’t go to church. Your perfect little girl hates you. Your perfect little girl has given up on life. Your perfect little girl wants to run away. Your perfect little girl thinks she’s overweight. Your perfect little girl hasn’t let you dry her tears. Your perfect little girl disobeys you. Your perfect little girl hates the world. Your perfect little girl says bad things about you. Your perfect little girl is starving herself. Your perfect little girl has become a disgrace. Your perfect little girl isn’t so perfect anymore.
I dedicate this to my parents.
